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My posts are too long and the stalker makes me want to laugh and cry at the same time.

So I realized a couple of things. 1) I cannot write anything in a concise manner, and my verbosity often serves only to cloud any point I’m trying to make. 2) I read through all the message board pages on the topic that Dee Dubya Chang-alang-a-ding-dong posted a link to, and I have some thoughts on it.

This Insane Keyblader person really is sick…not just little sick…like needs therapy for her internet addictions kind of sick. The situation is really odd though, because I can’t decide whether to laugh or to cry. I mean, Rob’s right, you can’t write comedy like that, but at the same time…she is really messed up, and it is so pathetic that it almost makes me want to cry….but then I remember that I’m a man.

So I am going to say something very important for you Daniel, a piece of advice. I know when someone writes something about you you feel obligated to respond. Not only is this the typical manner in which the internet chat rooms/msg boards/blog comments go, but it also part of your personality. I’m not saying that is a bad thing or dissing you, but you MUST fight that urge to respond when this person writes about you. You are only justifying her, and giving her the attention she seeks. I know you know that somewhere in your head, but you have to ignore her posts on that board, and her PM’s.

Although….if you did keep egging her on, this could get even funnier…..maybe you should indulge her wierd little fantasies…cuz, once again as Rob said “you can’t write comedy like this.”

Anyway, so my post about writing too much now has too much writing in it….so I will bid you adieu.