The food and beer was excellent…definitely money well spent on all that.
Everything else makes me want to cry.
Touchdown Jesus, you failed me. Perhaps I should believe in a different football deity.
Touchdown Ganesha? Touchdown Budda?
I never should have believed in a deity that resides in Notre Dame. I hate Notre Dame. I should have known you would screw Chicago despite our grain sacrifices. Just like the school Notre Dame does.