One part of the triune God is displayed in the onmiprescence of the BrainCell….soon we will see the omnipotance that braincell is slowly massing.
Thats right, the conversion of a WOMAN is complete.
Yesterday, Lauren exclaims “Beer is really Good, I love Beer.” Then she proceeds to chug one of the beers out of the fridge.
So we rack up the count –
1. Laughs at Jay and Silent Bob…now claims to appreciate his ability to write dialoge.
2. Knows what I’m talking about when I say “five star day” or “awesome power of mind bullets.”
3. She enjoyed Varsity Blues
4. Steak is no longer just a vehicle for A1 sauce.
5. She is enjoying Anime and thinking about coming to ACEN.
6. She lets me play Zelda on my gameboy in bed (only in the mornings when we are being lazy)
7. FINALLY – She has acknowledged the supremacy of BEER. Possibly even considering coming to ACEN to get drunk and laugh at the freaky nerds.
ALL is GLOOORIOUS!!!!
All bow to the supremacy of the braincell.
Watch this if you want to know what Lauren is going through.
shimmin says
rschmit says
HOLY CRAP! I mean HOLY SHIT!
Fear the power of the brain cell.
This is proof that distance is of no consequence to the brain cell.
1 wife down, 1 to go.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!
gmurph says
Hey Mox, you skinny ass bitch, get your ass in the truck! Let’s ROOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
vip1 says
NOOOOO!!!! (Although, I’m already coming to ACEN AND Cosplaying!)
evilpeopleinc says
I am now collectively crapping my pance! My pance haf been crapped with gusto! Braincell: florida will be in place in three(3) days! But for now…Pance haf been or are being crapped in abundance!
Pance is now the “NewDink” way of spelling the traditional form of pants.
I continue being all up onz braincell!
dreum says
you have already been assimilated, you just don’t know it yet…
shimmin says
You know, if the brain cell really is only one brain cell, I think it would be more cautious about how much beer it let its users drink.