So Dink and I were chatting of the IM during lunch, and after we exhausted all of the free amusing bloat MSN has added recently, this following conversation was had concerning me preparing a lesson for small group.
Anyway, I thought this was funny
Dink-The Illigitimate Son Of God says:
so what are you doing at work today?
BigCat says:
quotes
BigCat says:
cold calls
BigCat says:
i hate the second part
Dink-The Illigitimate Son Of God says:
those suck
Dink-The Illigitimate Son Of God says:
“and in just one minute you won’t be not liking this product”
BigCat says:
right now I’m also preparing the lesson for small group tonight
Dink-The Illigitimate Son Of God says:
what will be your topics?
BigCat says:
how people suck
BigCat says:
and how to not kill them
Dink-The Illigitimate Son Of God says:
ooooo trippy
BigCat says:
yep
BigCat says:
one of my favorite topics
BigCat says:
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20Timothy%204;&version=31;
Dink-The Illigitimate Son Of God says:
death to those who apose!
BigCat says:
veruses 9 through the end
Dink-The Illigitimate Son Of God says:
these verses would sound awesome if said by patrick stewart
BigCat says:
yes
BigCat says:
they boil down to person 1, 2, 3, and 4 all suck
BigCat says:
this one other guy doesn’t suck
BigCat says:
bring some more people when you come to decrease the local level of sucking
BigCat says:
Oh, and there is this asshole metal worker…fuck him up the ass if you get the chance
BigCat says:
if you don’t, it is OK, cuz God is waiting w/ his ass-raping stick
BigCat says:
And, there are some other people who don’t suck say “hi” to them for me…. and mootch off them if you get the chance, they have good beer
BigCat says:
I’m extrapolating a little from the text here, but I think I stayed true to the meaning
Dink-The Illigitimate Son Of God says:
I think you tapped that keg with utmost enthusiasm
BigCat says:
it was a good paraphrase
BigCat says:
I should write my own bible
BigCat says:
only I don’t know what I would call it
BigCat says:
cuz they already have the “Amplified” bible, and “The message” and the “The message: Remix”
BigCat says:
so, maybe “Take the Blue Pill Bible”
BigCat says:
that would be cool
BigCat says:
God, I should blog this conversation….it is getting pretty funny
Dink-The Illigitimate Son Of God says:
lol!
BigCat says:
TtBP Bible
BigCat says:
like saying NIV only cooler
Dink-The Illigitimate Son Of God says:
ok ok…god is like a never ending beer keg. It takes a little effort to tap it but once you do you can get pretty hammered on it. Plus it makes others happy because it’s never empty so anyone who wants some can just get a cup and fill it up. Plus you can spray the foam on others who maybe don’t like beer and they might start to like it and want some too. there’s my contribution lol
BigCat says:
ahahahaaha
BigCat says:
what verses are those
Dink-The Illigitimate Son Of God says:
<--throws up the horns
Dink-The Illigitimate Son Of God says:
hell if I know
BigCat says:
\m/
Dink-The Illigitimate Son Of God says:
but it's sounds cool
BigCat says:
^o^
BigCat says:
yes
BigCat says:
i'll find a place to stick that
BigCat says:
maybe "Take the Blue Beer" bible
BigCat says:
is a better name
Dink-The Illigitimate Son Of God says:
dude...beer rocks
BigCat says:
that it does
Dink-The Illigitimate Son Of God says:
I wonder if florida beer is as good as Illinois beer
The topic is actually “Brokenheartedness in / from the Chruch” and I’m using 2 Timothy 4:9-the end, where Paul is kinda saying how annoying some people are when they try to FUBAR his ministry. I’ll probably also reference 1 Timothy 1:18-20. THe practical application will be 1, dealing with these people, and 2, how not to be one of the people who is a pain in the ass.
Should be an easy topic for me to talk about from both ends…..well…I got more experience being the pain in the ass 🙂