Everyone around the house is trashing on the slogan on the Mercy Vineyard webpage which is “Mercy Vineyard: a hopeful church.” I’m not a huge fan either, but I don’t think it sucks like they do.
But anyway, they are trying to come up with new better ones. So far we have:
Mercy Vineyard: we gots food.
Mercy Vineyard: Kicking it with Christ
Mercy Vineyard: Appealing to your stomach
Mercy Vineyard: Pants Optional
Mercy Vineyard: Have you ever gone to church…..on weed
Mercy Vineyard: chicken soup for the cockles, maybe even the sub-cockles
Mercy Vineyard: Better cookies than the church down the street
Mercy Vineyard: No pants, no faith, no problem
Mercy Vineyard: No we don’t make wine….in the building
Mercy Vineyard…..Punch and Pie
Mercy Vineyard: First 100 people through the door receive a free tickle-me-Jesus
Mercy Vineyard: If we can’t exorcise it, you don’t pay
Mercy Vineyard: We put the fun in dysfunctional
Mercy Vineyard: don’t worry, this is like short bus church
Mercy Vineyard: It’s like trailer park church, only dumber
Mercy Vineyard: No worship related injuries in 47 days
Mercy Vineyard: Yes, we’ll pray for the Vikings too
Mercy Vineyard: It will knock you off your ass
Mercy Vineyard: Because we didn’t want to get up at 10:30 in the morning either
Mercy Vineyard: you had us at hello
Mercy Vineyard: Please, don’t feed the choir
Mercy Vineyard: Stop clapping, your just encouraging him
Mercy Vineyard: Now with Vegan approved sacrificial lambs
Mercy Vineyard: Free coffee and it’s cheaper than a movie
Of all these I think it like the “No pants, no faith, no problem” the best.
Anyway, that was our amusement for the night.