Read Rob’s Post, then read Seths and Dirks.
After you read this you will know what happened tonight in all it’s glory. But I am the official man to give props to all where props are due.
First, Props to Dirk, for buying the keg for his party, and subsequently he gets props for telling me to be the one to make sure it gets returned.
Second, Props to me, for forgetting to remind Dirk to return the half full keg, and it needs to be known that I did not loose the receipt for the keg. Oh no, I know where it is, but you are going to have to give me a day or to get for you, if we ever do actually return the keg.
Also more props to me. Because my part of the brain cell can assume sole responsibility for this idea. I did in fact sit down and think “wow, that beer has been out there for a long time in the hot sun, the pressure must have really built up by now. In fact, I bet I could get that to shoot across the street, and then I could use it to hit cars as they go by.” This seemed like a great idea to me, but no one liked it except me. So I waited. Tonight my waiting came to fruition. We did tip over the very nasty trash can with water still in it from icing the keg, and we did crack the seal to the keg. So we didn’t hit any passing cars, but we did see that it went a good 15-20 feet. But now that those props have been given to me, I must stop tooting my own horn and give props to the MSP (Most Stupid Player) on the evening.
Big Props must be given to the man, Rob Schmit. The team player on the night who was the one who got the screw driver and did the initial pressure test of the Keg which resulted in his face being covered in extremely skanky beer. Way to take one for the team man. Because of your initial testing and your crafty wit after the spraying we were able to launch beer down the driveway in a colossal fashion.
All around it was a good night, Kill Bill was excellent, I could go into detail but you should see it yourself if your at all interested in fun kinds of violence. Skanky Keg beer launching is an excellent pass time. In fact, we are working on a pressurization system by which to launch beer further and in a more mobile fashion, almost like a squirt gun, but something that fires more like a potato gun. Launching buckets of Beer in a fashion that could soak a hippo in one fell swoop. I will post more on this if we ever get the time to actually use our engineering skills for the good kind of evil (i.e. fun stuff) instead of just the bad evil …..a.ka. school. But for now I’m going to sleep. Good night.
